Things That Are Starting to Seem a Líl Silly
Having an eternal summer, time doesn´t seem to be passing as it used to with seasons. I´ve supposedly had summer for the past 9 months and will continue to have it for the next 18 months. I´m sitting here sweating my balls off and its OCTOBER. cannot believe it. in a month i´m going to have my very first summer birthday and in 75days i´ll be headed to the great ol´us of a. the thought of going home has made me nervous and excited, but also a few things have started to seem a li´l silly. for example,
1. seedless oranges
2. seedless grapes
3. water from a fosset
4. drinkable fosset water
5. lawn mowers
6. garages
7. raking leaves
8. recycling
9. 4 beef patty burger at burger king
10. garbage men
11. and, my personal favorite, the garage door opener
but then there are also a few things that used to seem a li´l silly that aren´t so silly anymore for example,
1. snot rockets (shooting snot out of your nose by covering one nostril...if you have any questions just ask meredith s. simpson)...done by everyone and anyone
2. earning L133 a day...or $6.50 (got a raise!)
3. having 60 yr old fat men, well....all men...and women, telling you how beautiful you are, all the time, and inviting you, total strangers, to fancy reunions.-you know they are fancy because everyone is drinking pop.
4. taking an hour to walk a block becuase you have to (get to) stop and talk to everyone....luckily my town is only a couple blocks in total!
5. lieing...a lot
6. hammocks in living rooms
7. reading at least 2.5 books a week
8. and finally, beans for breakfast
1. seedless oranges
2. seedless grapes
3. water from a fosset
4. drinkable fosset water
5. lawn mowers
6. garages
7. raking leaves
8. recycling
9. 4 beef patty burger at burger king
10. garbage men
11. and, my personal favorite, the garage door opener
but then there are also a few things that used to seem a li´l silly that aren´t so silly anymore for example,
1. snot rockets (shooting snot out of your nose by covering one nostril...if you have any questions just ask meredith s. simpson)...done by everyone and anyone
2. earning L133 a day...or $6.50 (got a raise!)
3. having 60 yr old fat men, well....all men...and women, telling you how beautiful you are, all the time, and inviting you, total strangers, to fancy reunions.-you know they are fancy because everyone is drinking pop.
4. taking an hour to walk a block becuase you have to (get to) stop and talk to everyone....luckily my town is only a couple blocks in total!
5. lieing...a lot
6. hammocks in living rooms
7. reading at least 2.5 books a week
8. and finally, beans for breakfast

3 Comments:
At 4:23 PM,
Anonymous said…
Hello my sweet darling, How come you lie??? Also, I think this is a good time to remind you..........YOU don't have balls. Your brother has balls. Boys have balls, girls have vaginas. Love you babe.
At 9:59 AM,
Anonymous said…
Ry
I have to say I agree with your mom on that point...I am pretty sure that when you left for Honduras you didn't have balls..so if you have balls now..something has gone wrong! Just kidding
What books have you read?
I will do my best to collect some for you for when you come home for christmas.
Love Jamie
p.s thanks for the birthday text message i was so surprised!
At 10:40 AM,
Anonymous said…
You snot rocket!?! Finally, you understand the satisfaction. I can see Honduras has done you some good.
Love,
Meredith
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