"I'm going to burn off your balls"(english)

I'm sure ya'll already know this, but I keep forgetting to mention that I'm probably the drop dead sexiest person to walk to face of this earth. I mean everywhere I walk people do the "chachacha" sound, talk about my eyes, and tell me how beautiful I am. One guy, my personal favorite, said that he couldn't believe I came from his rib. BAH! Adam and Eve! Love it! p.s. My host sister asked if people with green eyes see green all the time. I went with Joli (have I mentioned her? my 32 yr old BBFFL) and her host family to this aaaaaaaaaaaaamazing lake in, of course, the middle of the mountains. I took millions of pictures that I'll some day put up. We took a water boat ride, a tracktor (sp?) ride through a coffee plantation, and saw Jarrassic Park esc (have I seen too many movies?) water falls! It was so unbelievable. So green and mossy. I swear when ever I'm deing and gasping my last breath I just want to slide off the edge and fall with the water. I still can't get over the fact that I'm in Honduras (which means like a dip in the land underwater/ valley? p.s.) I wonder if you can buy A.D.D medicine over the counter here?