lightening bugs blink a lot faster here
so i´m still continuing to have an amazing time....i keep waiting and waiting for this honeymoon stage to be over...i just can´t take the HAPPINESS anymore!... I LOVE EVERYONE! these peeps are so amazingly nice...everyone i meet just makes me want to be a better person.
i´ve been helping out at the center of health (health center?) weighing the sickies and such. i could officially get a job as one of those amusement park weight guessers.
for being such a small town theres definatly a lot of socializing going on. haven´t stopped yet! the nurses had an annaversary (sp?) party the other night. i showed up all those latinos on the dance floor. everyone was amazed-the gringas got the moooooooves.
another thing i love: cow. i was walking to a mother´s day party (HAPPY MOTHER¨S DAY!!...its a really huge holiday here) and i ran into a friend, dulce (sweet in english...bah!), and she told me that they were about to kill a cow at her house and if i would like to watch. now how could i turn down such an intersting offer? i got my glass of pop and sat on the sideline.
how to kill a cow
1.tie horns of cow to tree (shoo dogs away)
2. tie front 2 legs together, tie back 2 legs together
3. after tieing all legs together push cow to the ground on its side.
4. pull and tie cow head to tail (the cow is now suffering i was informed)
5. (get bucket handy) stab cow in the chest-neck region (this is where i squeeled) and catch blood in bucket
6. when blood stops flowing have someone pump the blood out by standing on its stomach (the cow is still alive at this point)
7. after draining much of the blood and the cows tounge is white and sticking out, untie the still living cows head from the tail (shoo the dogs away again this time from licking the oozing bleeding wound)
8. untie legs, cow dies after giving one last hardy thrust towards the licking savage dogs
9. begin the deskinning process. (i was surprised that underneath its only a little yellower and vainier than what we buy at the grocery store)
serves:1,000
pictures should be up soon!
i´ve been helping out at the center of health (health center?) weighing the sickies and such. i could officially get a job as one of those amusement park weight guessers.
for being such a small town theres definatly a lot of socializing going on. haven´t stopped yet! the nurses had an annaversary (sp?) party the other night. i showed up all those latinos on the dance floor. everyone was amazed-the gringas got the moooooooves.
another thing i love: cow. i was walking to a mother´s day party (HAPPY MOTHER¨S DAY!!...its a really huge holiday here) and i ran into a friend, dulce (sweet in english...bah!), and she told me that they were about to kill a cow at her house and if i would like to watch. now how could i turn down such an intersting offer? i got my glass of pop and sat on the sideline.
how to kill a cow
1.tie horns of cow to tree (shoo dogs away)
2. tie front 2 legs together, tie back 2 legs together
3. after tieing all legs together push cow to the ground on its side.
4. pull and tie cow head to tail (the cow is now suffering i was informed)
5. (get bucket handy) stab cow in the chest-neck region (this is where i squeeled) and catch blood in bucket
6. when blood stops flowing have someone pump the blood out by standing on its stomach (the cow is still alive at this point)
7. after draining much of the blood and the cows tounge is white and sticking out, untie the still living cows head from the tail (shoo the dogs away again this time from licking the oozing bleeding wound)
8. untie legs, cow dies after giving one last hardy thrust towards the licking savage dogs
9. begin the deskinning process. (i was surprised that underneath its only a little yellower and vainier than what we buy at the grocery store)
serves:1,000
pictures should be up soon!
posted by honduras @ 9:18 AM
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