you can take the man out of honduras but not the honduras out of the man
My new title is dedicated to a 60 something year old honduran man that I recently met. He has been living in the states for the past 10 years, has a gringa wife, and a son about my age. I randomly commented in his presence that I wanted to have a baby and he said with a old dieing fat pervery look on his face, ¨I can help with that.¨
Well things have been crazy since I´ve been back...less than a month? Wow the USA seems lifetimes ago! Love you guys, miss you!
Thanks to George W. Bush I am now in a group of 3 other volunteers writing a manual on how to teach Abstinence. He has recently put a lot of funding into its promotion. Excitingly enough, the new group of volunteers come Feb. 14th and we´ll help out in training the newbies on our manual.
People always ask me, ¨So what is it you do on an average day in Honduras?¨. Well....one day I thought I was going to go and help vaccinate old people and I found myself ontop of a mountain, with views of some lakes in El Salvador, singing with menonites all dressed in their garb, to our lord and savior Jesus H. Christ. There were even guys parts, girls parts, and harmony! Another day I thought I was going to go to a funeral of a school teacher that died in Tegus....ya know just to see what a Honduran one is like...I saw a pig get sloughtered and watched its skin and fat get peeled off instead.
Speaking of death. My one year anniversary is coming up! One year in country! We are all going to celebrate in Trujillo- a beachy town on the north coast, carribean sea-suckas. Those of you who know Left Eye from the music group TLC-this is where she got into her car accident and DIED!! eee!!! Dont worry I´ll take pictures!!
Well things have been crazy since I´ve been back...less than a month? Wow the USA seems lifetimes ago! Love you guys, miss you!
Thanks to George W. Bush I am now in a group of 3 other volunteers writing a manual on how to teach Abstinence. He has recently put a lot of funding into its promotion. Excitingly enough, the new group of volunteers come Feb. 14th and we´ll help out in training the newbies on our manual.
People always ask me, ¨So what is it you do on an average day in Honduras?¨. Well....one day I thought I was going to go and help vaccinate old people and I found myself ontop of a mountain, with views of some lakes in El Salvador, singing with menonites all dressed in their garb, to our lord and savior Jesus H. Christ. There were even guys parts, girls parts, and harmony! Another day I thought I was going to go to a funeral of a school teacher that died in Tegus....ya know just to see what a Honduran one is like...I saw a pig get sloughtered and watched its skin and fat get peeled off instead.
Speaking of death. My one year anniversary is coming up! One year in country! We are all going to celebrate in Trujillo- a beachy town on the north coast, carribean sea-suckas. Those of you who know Left Eye from the music group TLC-this is where she got into her car accident and DIED!! eee!!! Dont worry I´ll take pictures!!

3 Comments:
At 7:43 PM,
Anonymous said…
My baby finally updated!! I would love more grandchildren!!! Ry honey, when you are singing about Jesus it's just Jesus Christ, when you are angry it's Jesus H. Christ. Being a mother never ends..grasshopper. Love you my little darling. xoxoxoxo
At 6:16 AM,
Anonymous said…
blech!!! Brandy seems super sweet and nice and she just killed someone too, with her car, by accident!
At 8:35 AM,
Anonymous said…
RY!
Glad to see you finally updated. Geesh. Also to your mom's comment about wanting more grandchildren...let's wait just a bit on that...atleast until you are back in the states so Aunt Jamie can spoil the kid rotten. Your blogs crack me up and I was very impressed with your paragraph in spanish for my cousin...i owe you.
Maybe you can teach me spanish!
I miss you kiddo!
Keep up the good work..i am SO FREAKIN proud of you!
p.s what's with all the what I assume to be spam stuff on your blog comments now
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