huge bloody flappity pulsing vag hole!

Every time I feel the slightest tingle of ¨oh I´ve done and learned everything there is for me to do and learn in this country¨BAM! Something amazing happens. I wittnessed a live birth last night! It was the craziest thing I ever saw! All the blood! The placenta was HUGE and alien-like! The baby was covered in what looked like Crisco. Huge balls and an ity bity penis. The doctor and the nurse weren´t mean to the woman, but weren´t exactly nice either. They just chatted it up among themselves, and there just happened to be a woman giving birth in the room. Man OH man...the nervousness on the womans face...she couldn´t even look one of us in the eye...she was too busy looking at her fear of the PAIN. They don´t give anything for pain! Nothing! It must not be that bad if these women have a dozen kids each...it can´t be that bad....right? ;) I was just amazed at how fast it went. BAM! Push! BAM! Baby!....and a li´l bit of poo. NOTHING for the pain! I saw a human for the first 5 minutes of its life. I wonder if they´ll ever find out a gringa was in there with them while they were born? They didn´t even use a sucky nose cleaner thing or give the baby a bath.....what a night....I was shocked and silenced...my friend was like ¨Braaya Braayaa say something¨